A Fug (or Feather Hug) is the most pathetic hug known to humankind: two people, arms out, making the faintest possible contact. No squeeze, no warmth, no meaning. Record your Fugs, see whose hug is the most pathetic, climb your regional leaderboard of misery, and earn points towards merch.
A daily ritual that takes under a minute and leaves everyone feeling slightly worse than before.
Two or more people stand within hugging distance and slowly raise their arms, as if a real, warm hug were about to happen.
Point your phone at the fug so it can measure exactly how pathetic the hug is. Hold it steady — the patheticness sensor is delicate.
Make the lightest possible contact. No squeeze, no warmth, no meaning. The fainter the touch, the more pathetic — and the better.
Your phone reveals precisely how pathetic the fug was. Record who barely touched the most, and claim your place on the leaderboard.